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Latest revision as of 09:48, 27 April 2019
This is the Rust Temple, an experimental micro-metropolis and proving ground for field-tested means of overcoming nihilism.
We're your drunk aunties, margarita mentalists and late-night-diner dinguses, drop-out daddies and meaty satanic flamingoes presiding over the food courts of absurdity and death.
We're Mad Max maniacs sucking down the chili dogs of tragedy on midnight desert interstates, relishing in dark laughter and flirtatious rituals of the queerest sort.
We're violent cerebralists and furious stokers of the honeymoon flames,
the crooks and nannies laying low and laughing in the nooks and crannies of a civilization in decline.
Come cackle with us in our warm little mini-city.
What We're Up To
Presently we're looking for new friends, accomplices, comrades, sorcerers, redneck prophets, nomadic nymphs, and Prius priestesses to populate our bustling little city with. With several thousand square feet of fourth-floor light industrial space in Western Massachusettes, the world is our irradiated, mercury-laced oyster and nearly anything is possible.
Welding apocalypse motorcycle frames? Mastering rogue taxidermy? Writing sonnets for Laotian royalty? Processing herbal stimulants for circus animals? Refining your jewelry-making technique or your masters' thesis? Building computers from scratch? Sewing flashdance fetish unitards? Simply sitting at a desk and managing existential crises? Whatever your game, we've got space for it, and we want you. From eighty buck-a-roos in cold hard cash and up, we're flexible weirdos with a lot of space to rent out, in which you could put nearly anything, from heavy machinery to materials storage to a simple desk with a laptop. Establish it as your everyday workspace, or visit it only on occasion. Whatever you please.
If you have any interest in becoming a part of the Rust Temple, contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We're now taking applicants for desk spaces, as all full 10x10's are currently taken. Your first month will be a provisional month where we test the waters - if it succeeds, you'll sign a six-month agreement. If it does not, we part ways with no harm done and no further costs incurred. In your email, tell us what you're looking to do and we'll begin a conversation immediately.
(Note: We collect rent two weeks early to ensure that rent is paid in full. For more information on our system for rent collection, visit the money page.)
Meet the Crew
And many more who are not yet contained within our cyber borders.
PAST TEMPLARS and Defunct Pages
Rust Temple Youtube channel - check out the crew's individual playlists and see what we're watching
Rust Temple Scratchpad (anyone can edit this)